Living in America is a privilege reserved exclusively for those who enthusiastically support all actions taken by our glorious nation (except those supported by our un-American socialist covert Muslim "president"). If you don't like things here, the saying goes, then you can just geeettttt ouuutttt.
This is especially true for all you assholes out there leaching off of the rest of us economically. Do you think the world just hands you whatever you want? Not me. I worked for everything I have. Since infancy, I have battled all obstacles on my own, with no help from my parents (or their country club).
I achieved a 2.7 GPA in my well-funded public school through my own hard work, just like any other hard-working American can. I sweated and slaved to get my interdisciplinary studies degree, and when I got arrested for drunk driving and involuntary manslaughter, I didn't complain. No. I borrowed $40,000 from my parents to hire a kick-ass lawyer and keep myself out of jail so that I could complete my education, instead of just giving up and going to prison like a lazy asshole. Now that I have a job as a marketing consultant for my dad's company, I can pay back the loan with interest and still hit the links every weekend, with the satisfaction of giving back to society by planning parties for my company's board of trustees to meet with lobbyists and congressmen.
That's right, I'm a valuable member of society, and I got here all on my own. If you don't have my sweet 20,000W sound system and my 70 inch flat screen, it's not on me. Take a hard look in the mirror, put your nose to the grindstone, and climb the ladder. Or you can just keep whining, and hoping for a handout. Fucking leaches.
